September 2010
I have to write these down or ill never get them done
1. Crap
2. Run
3. Shower
4. Get dressed
all before 3.
annnnnnd go
Men,
If I ever catch you drinking Four Loko, Lord help you.
This country was built on cars, guns, and whisky.
If you must, the acceptable substitute is Red Bull and vodka
but you best be tasting that vodka.
Be a man, drink manly. The subtle things people notice.
Trust me.
Signed,
People who don’t take no shit.
Ham, eggs, and a bagel.
nom nom nom
Im watching it right now. same accidental plot. same making the problem into a women. Thinking the women is hot. Having to fix her later.
Assholes.
where the computer generates a women. was it weird science?
What’s the matter?
My girlfriend has broken up with me every weekend for the past 4 weeks. She tells me she hates me and that she doesnt love me anymore. She tells me its my fault we cant get back together cause i didnt fix it but she refuses to move on. Im in hell.
Just leave her. No girl is worth that trouble. And this is coming from a girl. You don’t deserve that treatment.
God how I wish that was an option
What’s the matter?
My girlfriend has broken up with me every weekend for the past 4 weeks. She tells me she hates me and that she doesnt love me anymore. She tells me its my fault we cant get back together cause i didnt fix it but she refuses to move on. Im in hell.
But in the meantime heres something pretty for you sneakerheads
